Fear, Loathing And Fast Food

It’s hard to overstate how frightened people are of the Burger King, who log-rolls with a lumberjack in his latest ad. Here’s a sampling of what people are saying about him online:

“If I were to ever chop down a tree to find the creepy King standing behind it with a nasty sandwich on a silver platter … well, I would all of a sudden have a new use for my saw.” • “If I saw the Burger King standing at my bedroom window, behind a tree or at the other end of a log, I think I can safely say I would freak out completely.