Dave & Oprah

David Letterman, a well-known Indianapolis Colts fan, is sitting on the couch watching the Super Bowl. He’s wearing the team jersey and stuffing his mouth with chips. He’s talking to someone we can’t yet see: “You want the Bears, and I want the Colts, but we both win ’cause we’re in love.” The camera pulls back to show Dave with his arm around Oprah. She’s dressed in a Bears jersey and tells him, “Honey, don’t talk with your mouth full.”