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Is the Britney Spears marketing bullet train coming off the rails?

First, the Pepsi girl was spotted guzzling Coke in public, a faux pas that tickled some teens in Coke’s hometown of Atlanta. These kids—all Britney look-alikes—now plan to attend her Dec. 12 concert in homemade T-shirts showing the pop star with a Coke and the words, “Oops, I did it again.”

Now comes word that Chicago’s WKSC-FM (Kiss FM) is in hot water over a “Boobies Like Britney” contest.