"Border Town"

She stumbles for a moment while entering the room on high heels she’s out of
practice at wearing. He moistens a finger and tries to drape a few strands
of hair across his bald spot. Romance is in the air! It’s a sweet opening
for a spot, via R&R Partners of Las Vegas, that promotes Mesquite, Nev., a
tourist town whose advertising falls under the auspices of the Las Vegas
Convention and Visitors Authority. In a nice sendup of pulp-fiction purple
prose, a whisky-voiced male voiceover gives the play-by-play: “She slid into
the room like a pat of butter across a Belgian waffle.