Ad of the Day: New York Lottery Says You'd Be a Better Rich Person Than Most New Yorkers

Simply by not being a wasteful, eccentric weirdo

The New York Lottery has turned 1,326 New Yorkers into Lotto millionaires since 1978, more than any other in-state lottery game in the U.S. And fresh-faced New Yorkers who become rich overnight are way cooler than deeply weird New Yorkers who've been wealthy for generations. Right?