Who is This Guy and Why Does He Have a Staple in His Finger?

Who the hell is John Rowe and why does he have a staple in his finger? We have no idea what is going on over at W+K Portland, but we’re sure we want nothing to do with it.

Why is there a staple in your finger dude? Oh yeah you were eating Cheetos, that’s great. But seriously, get that thing outta there. Oy.

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