Vitro Robertson Wins Asics

By Matt Van Hoven 

AgencySpy has learned that San Deigo based VitroRobertson has won the Asics account. We’ve been trying to get more details on this, but the ninny-mugginses haven’t gotten back to me. Get back to me!

Apparently the Asics folks didn’t like this? Just a guess.

Advertisement

Fun fact: did you know Asics means Anima Sana in Corpore Sano? Yeah, it does. “A healthy body is the cradle of a healthy mind.” So, if we wear Asics while watching, you know, “adult movies” does that cancel the dirtiness out? Heyo.

More: “Goliath, David, Peter Pan… Meet VitroRoberston

Advertisement