This Exercise Machine is Like Your Dad’s Favorite Western

By Matt Van Hoven 

Dads everywhere love westerns, it’s just a rule. Boomers grew up watching them in front of their giant radiation-emitting televisions wearing nothing but cowboy boots, a 10-gallon hat (they only hold 2 gallons, I read somewhere) a 6-shooter and maybe some tighty-whities. And now this company has developed an exercise machine that, like the shake-weight, trains the user for another profession.

In the shake-weight’s case, you learn how to give sore-enducing handjobs (flagellilingus?). But with this unnamed device, learn to be a cowboy all from the comfort of your tiny-television-clad living room.

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Via CollegeCandy

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