The Week in Advertising Times 25

By Matt Van Hoven 

Somehow this never gets old &#151 standing up in front of the camera with bad hair, a semi-wrinkled shirt and the skin blemish that just won’t go away. Dunno why but we just keep going and going and going. We have received a number of e-mails from you all telling us you like the show and so we march on into inanity. Oh inter webs, how we love thee (and you, 12 loyal viewers!).

I, Matt Van Hoven (who is writing this) need a haircut and forehead reduction…badly. Like, I shouldn’t be allowed in public, bad. Like, my forehead edges out Reese Witherspoon’s chin for largest facial feature on earth, bad. Like, one time a B52 Bomber tried to land on my forehead because it mistook my behemoth dome for an air craft carrier bad. Like almost as big as my… well, I think you get the picture.


(Look what happens when you foolishly give the intern back end access on his last day!) Who’s faceless now!

See, I told you I’d eventually get you back for ripping apart my article for all those surfin’ the net to see.

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