The Race to 5,000

By Matt Van Hoven 

My colleagues over at TVNewser want me to participate in a race to 5,000 &#151 Twitter (Orgasmatron) followers. As of this moment 4,846 of you are on our side whereas TVNewser has a paltry 4,796. Yeah, we’re saying 50 fewer followers = paltry. But c’mon, it’s a competition and trash talking is part of the fun.

This little 5k race is probably a better way to lose followers than it is to gain them, but screw it. Follow us here.


Follow the breathless coverage and be part of it by using hashtag #5krace.

More: “Following AgencySpy Into the Depths of Hell