The Marriage Blanket, Better Than a Dutch Oven

By Matt Van Hoven 

A dutch oven is a hundreds of years old cooking device. Well, they’ve been around for hundreds of years. And indeed, for many generations men and women have been using their beds as dutch ovens, pranking their unsuspecting lovers with a gaseous gift. No longer, with the marriage blanket. I think it absorbs farts, essentially.

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