View Post Brands | Campaigns According to Geico, Technologically-Savvy Pigs Will Steal Your Girlfriend By Jordan Teicher on Apr. 10, 2013 - 12:14 PM We feel for Ted. The guy has hail damage to his car, he’s doing the right thing by calling his insurance agent, and then he loses his attractive girlfriend to a pig. You might be saying, “well, it’s not just any ...