Plausible: Woman Leaves Man for $5.47 Bag of McDonald’s

By Matt Van Hoven 

You’ve just gotten back from a long trip and you miss home. You expect to meet your Moses-fro’d boyfriend at the airport as you’d discussed &#151 after which point you’ll probs head out for a bite and some long overdue sexy sexy. That is, until you see a better-quaffed man holding a bag of McDonald’s. “You know what,” you think to yourself, “I’m going to steal that man and his food.”

The above paragraph is my envisioning of how DDB Chicago pitched this ad to McDonald’s, who promptly gobbled it up like a bag of salty fries.

More cretids: Production &#151 Noam Murro, Biscuit Filmworks; Music &#151 Nylon Studios.

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