First things first: this story is fake. It comes from The Onion, the Madison, Wisconsin born satire newspaper that was a precursor to things like “The Daily Show” and “The Colbert Report”. Anyway, according to the paper, Pepsi has decided to stop advertising because “…why spend all our time worrying about what other people think?” Beautiful! Read the full article, here.
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