No Wukkas – The Job Hunt

By SuperSpy 

Britney Spears is back. Um, again. If she can do it, so can you. I mean really, in her new video Brit-Brit looks pretty darn good laying gratuitously naked in that sauna. It’s time for No wukkas! The job hunt!

1. Media Planner – DraftFCB, Irvine California

The tagline for their ad “Make it beautiful. Make it different. Make it work.” Sure, sure. You’ll be working on the Taco Bell account, so have fun making that beautiful!

Get more info here.

2. Senior Manager, Integrated Marketing – Young & Rubicam, New York

You are the “team leader fostering a positive relationship with clients, third parties and internal constituents.” Rah. Rah. Rah.

Get more info here.

3. Account Manager – Arnold Worldwide, Washington D.C.

Ideal candidate will have 3-4 years under their belt with some QSR experience.

Get more info here.

4. Media Planner – Publicis Modem, New York

“Some people follow. We hire those who lead. We’re Publicis Modem.”
The copy for these ads are always so unreal. Anyway… Get more info here.

5. Media Planning Wizard – JWT Inside, Santa Monica, CA

I didn’t come up with that wizard bit. That’s all JWT.
Get more info here.

6. Account Executive – Deep Focus, New York

DF is looking for “a team player who is bright, enthusiastic and extremely detail-oriented with a fun and creative spirit.” Neat. I’m sure that’s exactly what the summary at the top of your resume already reads.

Get more info here.

7. Media Planner – Crispin Porter, Miami or Denver

Blah, blah, blah… Get more info here.