No Wukkas – The Job Hunt

By SuperSpy 

When it’s time to get away from that evil boss of yours, it’s time for NO WUKKAS – THE JOB HUNT.

1. iCrossing – San Francisco, Senior Project Manager

First off, you’ve got to have seven years of experience for this one. Major Job Responsibilities include:
Responsible for the creation, maintenance and delivery of the detailed Project Plan. Works with the Account Executive and other internal business verticals to craft the project plan and scope of work for the specific project. Documents and creates any change requests required whether they arrive by request of the customer or iCrossing management. Creates and maintains activity and progress reports for internal and external customers. Coordinates all daily activities and personnel for the project. Tracks all budget related information to include but not limited to billable hours and expenses. Ensures the success of the project while remaining within the scoped time and budget. Responsible for customer’s satisfaction with iCrossing for the related project, blah, blah, blah…
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2. BSSP – Account Director, Chicago

Here’s our favorite part of the ad: “BSSP’s office is an awesome, dog friendly environment that reflects our culture of creativity and groundbreaking creative work.” Do you think they offer pet insurance as part of the benefits package? Anyway, this Account Director position oversees the dealer side of an automotive account, manages a team of 4, partners with the Account Director on the Brand side and reports into the Group Business Director that leads the entire account.
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3. Uknown – Ineractive Creative Director, Ft. Lauderale Florida

Okay, so notice the typo up there in the headline. They meant interactive, of course. We’re still putting this one up here, because they’re ready to fork over $100K. If you live in Ft. Lauderdale and you’re in advertising, that’s nothing to sneeze at.

Job requirements include: Bachelor’s degree and at least 7 years of experience in the field. Familiar with a variety of the field’s concepts, practices, and procedures. Relies on experience and judgment to plan and accomplish goals. Ideal candidate has experience with web based commerce. All candidates should have demonstrated ability to create integrated campaigns using both online and offline media.

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