Need Hits? Put ‘Britney Spears’ on Your Web Site

By Matt Van Hoven 

The Guiness Book of World Records (GBoWR) 2009 edition is coming out soon, but we’ll save you the trouble of actually reading it by sharing what we feel are the most pertinent highlights. Turns out, it was a good year for celebrities, who won a bunch of records that are as arbitrary as most baseball stats.

Leading off were Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who are individually awarded with the “Most Powerful Actor/Actress” spots, which were previously held by Tom Cruise, and…Angelina Jolie.

Britney Spears
made the cut as well; and no, it wasn’t for “most publicly displayed vagina” or anything like that. However, it was for the “Most Searched Person on the Internet in 2007.” Two things here &#151 isn’t this book for 2009? And, can we take an educated guess that people are searching for pictures…of her vagina? Way to go, Brit Brit.

Check out the other ridiculous awards we’re giving celebs these days, after the jump.

More: “Nice Guiness, Wanna ****?

Miley Cyrus whored herself out enough to break the much acclaimed (eh hem, sarcasm) record for highest grossing movie about a music concert tour, with the “Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour.” Tweens’ parents dumped $53.4 million on it in just two weeks.

Oprah Winfrey, aka “Minge” is the highest paid TV talk show host, with $225 million.

American Idol is the most watched show in the U.S., and NBC’s ‘Heroes’ is the most downloaded TV show with 2,439,154 downloads. Damn!