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— Microsoft is pitching Razorfish to Omnicom, WPP, Publicis, IPG and Dentsu, according to the WSJ. The sale might come with some snazzy Microsoft analytics stuff. link
— But AdWeek says, “nay, Microsoft shan’t sell thine wunderkind.” I made that quote up, but yeah that’s what they’re saying. link
— Sponsored Tweets are, and let me be clear about this, a terrible idea. link
— The Michael & Michael show on Comedy Central will plug products with live ads. Just makes me want to spit. link
— Finally, the USB powered chainsaw is here. link
— Everyone who works at BestBuy is the same (read: sucky). link
— This is where we’ll be tonight. link
— Lookie! link
— Fuck. Maura Tierney (pictured), our favorite actor from Newsradio, will have a tumor removed from her breast. link