Modern Medical Marvel (say that 3 times fast)

By SpyWriter 

I know this spot is a few weeks old, but I watched it again and had the same thought that I did the very first time I saw it- “Wow, in the future doctors can cure Gout!” Because that’s what you’re certain to get if you eat this ‘Breakfast of the Future’ sandwich that Burger King is offering.

Then I looked up how many calories I’d be in for if I slept in my clothes and set my alarm for 7am so I could be the first person in line at my local BK tomorrow to get one (hypothetically, of course). 390 cal, not so bad if you consider that one of those double mocha, choca loca cafe’ frappy drinks from Starbucks will set you back at least that much. I would think that in the fight against obesity Burger King would lead with that fact. But I guess their belief is that nothing beats the yummy goodness of bacon and melted cheese. I agree. I mean, nothing other than hypertension and lactose intolerance.

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