Man Succeeds in Selling Enough Ad Space on Urn to Pay for It

Morbid. Tragic. Sad. True.

PETA will pay $200 for the space on Jamison’s urn. The ads will read “I’ve Kicked the Bucket-Have You? Boycott KFC” and “People Who Buy Purebred Dogs Really Burn Me Up. Always Adopt.”

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