Lil Dicky Has Some Big Condoms to Sell You

By Patrick Coffee 

Oh hey, remember white rapper and former GS&P account director David Burd, aka Lil Dicky?

He’s back again after replacing some generic models in the most recent Carls Jr. work by 72andSunny and teaming up with Trojan and Colangelo agency to remind us that “condom sex is still cool.”

Two new spots by Colangelo will air during this weekend’s MTV VMAs, which are somehow still every bit as cool as rubbers. (Do people still call them that?)

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This dude has a problem: he just can’t keep the ladies away, har har. First, Dicky or David has a relatively new date who is maybe a little too excited about learning the secret behind his amazing ability to rock the mic.

ACTUALLY … that was kind of funny.

In the next spot, we witness the aftermath as Dicky does his version of Woody Allen far too eager to share completely inessential information with his lover.

So the joke here is that Dicky acts all sensible when confronted by a woman unable to think straight in her moment of blinding passion. Is this a stereotype or a reverse stereotype? We don’t really know, our dog woke us up way too early this morning.

There aren’t any credits for this campaign at the moment, nor do we have an answer to the only Dicky question that matters: how much does he regret leaving the advertising industry?!

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