Lamar Advertising Finds Puppet Tits Distasteful

By Matt Van Hoven 

I said tits because in context of Avenue Q, that’s what the cleavage in question are. They’re not the breasts of a lady, they’re Lucy the Slut’s tits, baby. And they’re not allowed on Lamar Advertising’s bus shelters in the Colorado Springs area, reports the Colorado Springs Gazette.

“My lovely rep (at Lamar) didn’t have a problem with it,” said Kristy Maple, marketing director for New Space Entertainment, which produces to the Broadway in Colorado Springs series. “We were in the process of putting it on the presses when one of the top execs saw it and said, ‘I don’t think it’s appropriate for the Colorado Springs market.'”

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Apparently, there’s an official precedent for this kind of thing. It involves a four year-old and a grandmother. “If I have to explain it to my 4 year old or my grandmother, we don’t put it up,” said Lamar account executive Jeff Moore.

Newsflash Jeffy, grandma has tits and for a time, she used them.

Via Denver Egotist

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