Kevin Smith Won’t Be Racking Up Southwest Frequent Flyer Miles

By Kiran Aditham 

While not quite on par with Andy Azula’s epic rant about Delta, filmmaker Kevin Smith has his own beef with a rival airline basically because he’s too fat to fly.

The man who gave us Clerks was pulled off a flight over the weekend because of his considerable girth, prompting him to vow that he will “scorch the Earth” with his Southwest tirades. Straying far from his Silent Bob character, Smith told “I’m never going on Southwest again” and suspected that the airline crew weren’t fans of his movies. Who can blame them after watching Jersey Girl?

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