Jack Soda: Porn is the New Commercial

By Matt Van Hoven 

Get ready, because you’re about to see the evolution of that fake Sprite blowjob commercial. This time you’ve got a kid who asks a woman whose breasts are falling out of her dress to open his bottle of soda. Then, wham!, the bottle sprays out all over her chest &#151 and for some reason she enjoys it. This brings one thought to mind &#151 make love, not porn.

Cindy Gallop, we await your sociological interpretation of this piece of shit. Better yet, don’t waste your time.

This is in no-fucking-way safe for work. NSFW. At the end the kid is straight up jerking something up and down. Something. ‘Soda’ everywhere.

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