Interactive AD Hopes Crunk Tune Will Help Save Capitalism (Headphones Required)

By Kiran Aditham 

Meet Rachel Marshall, an Atlanta-based creative type who bills herself as an interactive art director/philanthropist and apparently is on a mission to save capitalism or something. According to her website the confident-sounding Marshall, who graduated from Creative Circus, says she creates “ideas and strategies capable of changing a failing company into a successful business. I execute compelling ads that people want to see. My ultimate goal is to improve the system that keeps us all afloat.”

More importantly, Marshall boasts that she spent six years behind bars (the jury’s out on this one) which maybe explains why she’s trying to act all hard in this pretty silly clip where she busts a few verses about her mission while cribbing the most generic ATL beats known to man. We’re not sure how this helps her cause, whatever it is, but homegirl looks like she has some type of portfolio. Still, we prefer the Sienna Swagger duo’s attempt at watering down the hip-hop genre over this.

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