So we only have one Halloween party to go to as of today, and we’re not too excited about that. Look, we know it’s totally anti-classy to invite oneself to stuff, but who the hell cares anyway, right? So here’s the deal — I have a super sweet costume I put together for like, $13 at KMart, and I aim to get every cent out of it. I’m happy to don it for your agency parties, if you’ll have me. I promise to stand by myself in a corner and stare uncomfortably at people until security asks me to leave. Really, it’ll be suuuuper awkward.
Email me with all those well designed invitations at matt@mediabistro dot com.