I Cordially Invite Myself to Your Party

By Matt Van Hoven 

So we only have one Halloween party to go to as of today, and we’re not too excited about that. Look, we know it’s totally anti-classy to invite oneself to stuff, but who the hell cares anyway, right? So here’s the deal &#151 I have a super sweet costume I put together for like, $13 at KMart, and I aim to get every cent out of it. I’m happy to don it for your agency parties, if you’ll have me. I promise to stand by myself in a corner and stare uncomfortably at people until security asks me to leave. Really, it’ll be suuuuper awkward.

Email me with all those well designed invitations at matt@mediabistro dot com.

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