Dear Fatties, In the Event of an Alien Invasion You’re Going to be Rolled into Delicious Human Sushi

Large and formerly large people in the UK are offended by this ad warning them that they better get their largeness to a gym because when the aliens come, the chubbies will be chased into cages and then eaten.

As any kid who wore ‘husky’ pants as a kid will tell you, being fat just means you have an excuse for being last in the race around the block. Unfortunately, there’s no prize for being eaten first &#151 unless you count not feeling ashamed when you read ads about how you should get unfat &#151 because you’re digesting nicely in the belly of a Martian or four.

Via DailyMail

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