Craigslist Ad of the Day: Conan O’Brien Selling “BARELY-USED LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW”

By Matt Van Hoven 

The copy:

This is a chance of a lifetime to own your very own late night talk show–guaranteed to last for up to seven months!! Really must see to appreciate.

Information for potential buyers:

&#151 Measures 100′ x 100′ x 33′ &#151 plenty of room for a futon!

&#151 Designed for 11:35 but can be easily moved

&#151 Band can be sold separately

&#151 Buyer must honor Barry Manilow booking next Thursday

MAKE ME YOUR BEST OFFER!!!!! (Also willing to trade for Coldplay tickets.)

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