BP’s Latest Fake Logo Puts Sun Where it Doesn’t Go (NSFW)

By Matt Van Hoven 

Bambi; what a hot ass on that little one eh? Mmm. I know bestiality is illegal and immoral and everything, but when it comes to Butt Phucking, sometimes it’s just right. Rather, it becomes the reality when your incompetence nearly destroys the Gulf Coast and half the marine life around it.

That said I’m not sure how this particular reworked (fake, obvs) BP logo came to be since Bambi lives in Maine or somewhere. Nonetheless the point is made &#151 and on the same day BP’s CEO’s nicey nicey ad debuts. Meaning: this image, and the fully NSFW full versions after the jump will become inexorably tied to this mess.

Tricky part is: according to HBO’s “Real Sex” program, some folks enjoy the anal sex. So what do you say to that, smarmy logo re-designers? Ear sex may be the only remaining taboo &#151 which opens the doors for the ever popular “tiny-penis” reference. But watch out, some people don’t like when you make fun of their micro-wangs.

Animal via NewShelton

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