Bloomberg’s Million Trees Campaign Possessed by the Devil?

By Michael Musco 

A man in Brooklyn sure thinks so. The community is in outrage over some wacko who has been going around ripping the branches off of trees because they are possessed by evil spirits. So he says. The community has made many attempts to stop the tree killer. They say that they have put in many complaints to the cops who have taken no action in bringing the vigilante to justice. One would think that strong actions would be going down to prevent Mayor Bloomberg’s Million Trees NYC campaign from being tarnished. Who knows.

What if this guy begins to recruit followers putting more trees in harm’s way? The community has so far been forced to fend for themselves. You’re gonna love this one. They have gone around tagging every tree in sight with Certificates of Exorcisms (above). I swear. I’m not making this up. Here is the actual certificate for proof. To learn more about Mayor Bloomberg’s Million Trees NYC, visit here.

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