"Your weenis, your weenis, it's wrinkly and it's pink. Your weenis, your weenis, it's not what you might think!" That's just one lyrical sampling from Clemenger BBDO's musical "Any Excuse" campaign for Carlton Draught, a sub-brand of Aussie brewer Fosters. In these seven superbly silly clips, a goofy post-modern folk trio sing the beer's praises, and describe how different body parts crave Carlton or generally "inspire" beer drinking. Another example: "There's a wart on his face … it says drink some Carlton Draught … noooow."