Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg's New Hot Pockets Video Arrives Fully Baked

Two premium meats—Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg—team up for this wildly ludicrous new music video for Hot Pockets, which humorously remixes Biz Markie's 1989 hit single "Just a Friend (You Got What I Need)" as "You Got What I Eat." Lines like "I need your hot buttery crust" and "It's my premium meats that make your lips sing a song" are mixed in with lots of marijuana references and psychedelic imagery to produce a crispy finished product that's both fake and flavorful—just like Hot Pockets. "I love working with the Hot Pockets sandwiches team," Snoop says in a statement. "They let me do what I do and bring the funk out with their message, you know? We needed to top [previous video] 'Pocket Like It's Hot,' and this video is so dope. It's funnier, and we got the flyest girl in it with me." "I love the premium meats and the buttery seasoned crusts of the new Hot Pockets sandwiches," adds Upton. "I'm excited to hear which side the fans pick in this IRRESISTIBLY HOT™ battle!" She's referring to a public vote being held at hotpockets.com pitting #TeamCrust against #TeamMeat in a battle to the death over which Pocket part is preferable. Full lyrics below. FULL LYRICS: One, two, three to the heat Stop counting sheep, And move your feet to the beat I bet you're wonderin' "Who are you?" The baker who made new HOT POCKETS come true Now let me give you an introduction To the Master Baker of this production You know he bakes here You know he bakes there He be baking all day I bake everywhere Wanna bake with me? Then come on in We light up taste buds From beginning to end My buttery seasoning so hip It drips Tastes so good Gotta lick your lips Smell my savory garlic but don't disturb The garden where I grow flavor-fantastic-al herbs ...his flavor-fantastical herbs. - YOU... YOU Got What I Eeeeaaattt! You say you're just a baker But you're my HOT POCKETS maker Oh baby, YOU... YOU Got What I Eeeeaaattt! You got the hot buttery crust I need your hot buttery crust - Hold up, hold up My friend's gotta beef with you Take a step back baker The Butcher's coming through I see you like the crust well I like it too But without my premium meats You got nothing to chew See I'm the Master Butcher And I bow down to zero Online they call me The 8-Bit hero I fly cross the land So my flocks are protected Try to come for my beef And ya gonna get rejected Cuz if you step to me Ya gonna get stuck As your head takes a buck From pepperoni nun-chucks He's got premium meats, The cream of the crop Welcome to my B.I.G.G. Butcher's shop.....ya heaarrdd - YOU... YOU Got What I Eeeeaaattt! You make the Steak and Cheese That brings me to my knees Oh baby, YOU... YOU Got What I Eeeeaaattt! The flavor is so sweet You know how to spice that meat - Now I know the Butcher Likes to take credit for the show But there's a reason that my bakery Is rollin' in the dough Listen little baby Don't fall for the cuts It's the buttery crust That makes you want it so much Don't listen to him, girl He's been baking too long It's my premium meats, that make your lips sing a song When that sauce heats up The pepperonis do the rest It's exactly why my new HOT POCKETS are the best - No no no... YOU, both Got What I Eeeeaaattt! I love your buttery crust But I love that meat just as much Oh YOU... both Got What I Eeeeaaattt! You got all my hot treats You both make me complete

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