Fruit by the Foot Combat Often Catastrophic

Man, do not cross the kid who can turn people's bones and DNA into Fruit by the Foot. That's on the level of Eric Cartman making someone eat his parents. Normally, I dump on commercials like this for their forced randomness, but in this case I can't, because I didn't know Fruit by the Foot still existed until I saw this ad. Touché, Gerry Graf and your team at Saatchi & Saatchi in New York. Touché.