Judging by their series against the Yankees, David Ortiz and the Boston Red Sox may not be as virile as they thought they were. It may be good, then, that Ortiz is turning to Elevex, some sort of erectile dysfunction drug. Check out this Elevex ad, evidently created for the Dominican Republic. Translation: “ORTIZ: There are some at-bats where one can’t afford to fail. The same is true during the intimate moments. Take Elevex. Take it from me, David Ortiz, Big Papi.