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Discover Broker "Tow Truck"

  • January 23, 2008, 12:52 AM EST
A tow-truck driver picks up a stockbroker whose car has broken down. "You read Barron's?" asks the broker. "All the time. That's the one where they rate the online brokers," says the driver. Broker: "You invest online?" Trucker: "Big time.
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