Wolf Blitzer Reports On Sexy Zombies And The End Of The World

By Alex Weprin 

Breaking news last night from CNN’s Wolf Blitzer: the end is nigh. Sexy zombies (and Matt Damon) are invading earth.

“For those of you just joining us, we are all going to die,” Blitzer said, gravely. “Tweet us your doomsday thoughts @wolfblitzer, hashtag #sexpocalypse.”

Ok, so it wasn’t real, it was for Jimmy Kimmel’s “Movie: The Movie 2V.” Still, there is no denying that Blitzer can act. Between “Skyfall” and “Movie: The Movie” The Blitz may have an acting career in his future.

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