Sports Illustrated writer Andrew Perloff is the official blogger for The Dan Patrick Show, a post that involves interacting with guests and contributing on-air input to Patrick’s radio program. Perloff, who’s known to listeners as McLovin, today suggested that the best way to end the tedious NFL lockout is to have commissioner Roger Goodell dip his penis in honey and then, well, that’s it. That alone will somehow solve the labor situation. Goodell has yet to comment on this groundbreaking proposal.
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