Ashley Cole was just goofing around. The Chelsea soccer star brought an air rifle into the locker room and tried to have some fun with the gun. He did, until he accidentally shot intern Tom Cowan. The club tried to keep the incident quiet, but Cowan’s father complained when the wound re-opened after two days. Now the police are involved. But don’t worry, Cole will play in a vital fixture against Manchester United on Tuesday.
Your move, GIlbert Arenas.