The Ticker: Dean, Greta, Tapper, Affleck…

> FNC’s Janice Dean announced on American Newsroom today “that she married her hunky firefighter Friday and will be honeymooning in Paris,” an e-mailer says…

> Friday on Countdown, attorney Robert Shapiro wore a Bluetooth earpiece through his entire interview. An e-mailer wonders: “Was he going to put Keith on hold while he answered a call?…” Update: 3:46pm: There were last-minute audio problems and he was using the Bluetooth for IFB…

> Greta Van Susteren interviews Larry Birkhead tonight on On The Record. It was taped at Anna Nicole Smith’s home; here’s a preview…

> And after Greta gets him, Larry King has Birkhead for the “first live prime-time interview since he won the custody battle” tomorrow night, ICN notes…

> Eat the Press: “Finally, The Chance To Ask “Why Do You Hate America?” And They Blow It…”

> ABC’s Jake Tapper is adding a new feature to his blog: caricatures. First up: Tony Soprano. “You’ll recall that he used to be an editorial cartoonist,” FishBowlDC says…

> The Examiner: When Ben Affleck watches Hardball with Chris Matthews at home, “he ends up yelling at the television set…”