‘The Only Way She Knows How to Communicate Is Through Wolf Blitzer’s Colorless Monotone’

By Chris Ariens Comment

In your Sunday funnies, if you haven’t seen it, check out this clip from the Onion News Network featuring “Molly” taken in as a baby by Wolf Blitzer who then “spent her whole life copying his language and behavior becoming a kind of a half-human, half-Wolf Blitzer in the process.”

The best lower third has to be this one:

“Molly Lucky Not to Have Been Found First By Ravenous Rick Sanchez.”