Stroumboulopoulos vs. Stephanopoulous

By Alex Weprin Comment

The New Republic has done us all a great favor, pitting ABC News “Good Morning America” anchor George Stephanopoulous against an encroacher from the north: CNN host George Stroumboulopoulos.

We know how they stack up on TV, so TNR decided to focus on the important things:

Famous Bald Friend

Stroumboulopoulos: Samuel L. Jackson
Stephanopoulous: James Carville

Advantage: Stroumboulopoulos

On-Air Accessories

Stroumboulopoulos: Two earrings (same ear), a large skull ring, and, frequently, jazzy socks.
Stephanopoulous: Tie

Advantage: Stephanopoulous

Who won? Find out here.