The New Republic has done us all a great favor, pitting ABC News “Good Morning America” anchor George Stephanopoulous against an encroacher from the north: CNN host George Stroumboulopoulos.
We know how they stack up on TV, so TNR decided to focus on the important things:
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Stroumboulopoulos: Samuel L. Jackson
Stephanopoulous: James Carville
Advantage: Stroumboulopoulos
On-Air Accessories
Stroumboulopoulos: Two earrings (same ear), a large skull ring, and, frequently, jazzy socks.
Stephanopoulous: Tie
Advantage: Stephanopoulous