Argentinian sportswriter Walter Rotundo named his new twin girls Mara and Dona, after one of the greatest soccer players of all-time, Diego Maradona.
You would think Rotundo, who covered Argentinos Juniors for the blog PasiÃ³n Paternal, would know not to name his kids after the guy who nearly died from his addiction to cocaine.
I know how important 1986 is to the country of Argentina, but last I checked, it had been 25 years now.
My apologies to the kids for any drug or alcohol addictions they pick up as a result of their names.[H/T Deadspin]