Robert Gibbs to Toilet Paper the White House, Pending Auburn Victory

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By Noah Davis Comment

There’s a tradition at Auburn University that after victories, joyous revelers go “Rolling the Trees.” Translation: They toilet paper “Toomer’s Corner,” the center of campus.

Outgoing White House press secretary Robert Gibbs – a huge Tigers fan – wants to get involved… at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

“I’ll make this commitment on the air. If Auburn wins, I will come back, I will get a little agreement with the Secret Service,” he tells The Tony Barnhart Show tonight. “We’ll put a couple of rolls [of toilet paper] up there, and then I can help take it down so it doesn’t look like we trashed the place.”

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