Nothing Says 600 Home Runs Like Condoms

By Marcus Vanderberg 

It’s not everyday a baseball player hits 600 home runs.

It’s also not everyday that a guy gets his teammates 600 condoms as a result.

Both of these scenarios came to fruition for Jim Thome in the last 24 hours.

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“As a congratulatory gift for Thome’s incredible feat, NuVo sent the Minnesota Twins 600 condoms,” the condom company said in a release. “NuVo hopes this offering to the team will help keep the Twins players and their partners safe during their celebrations!”

That should be just enough to get the Twins through their next road trip.

 

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