ABC’s Jake Tapper, emcee of last night’s Washington Press Club Foundation Congressional Dinner on yesterday’s congressional scandal:
Is Congressman Lee here? Congressman Lee? … I’m looking for him because he left his phone up here. … I’ve also been asked to alert him: Auditions for Chippendales will be immediately after tonight’s event in the Grand Foyer. … I know, that joke is so 4 o’clock. … This scandal was too quick! He told that woman on Craigslist, ‘I won’t disappoint.’ But I’m disappointed! I want more! Freshmen: Do NOT follow his example. Drag it out. Foley it. Massa that puppy. … Anyway, now Congressman Lee can be a divorced lobbyist for real — not just online.
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