Topic: Masturbation
This week, Apple showed us why bigger isn't always better, the Overly Attached Girlfriend made an overly creepy comeback, and Little Caesars discovered something quite unusual in the night sky. Many…
Dude, cut that out. Right now. It's unseemly, wrong and so very public. And as any purveyor of fine eyewear will tell you, wiping your sunglasses on your shirt is…
By now, you've heard of Rich Will Wanket (his real name!), the real-estate agent in Minneapolis who created the ad above, playing off his name's masturbatory connotations. We wrote…
This realtor ad from Rich Will Wanket (his real name—you can check his birth certificate) looks pretty old. But it's unlikely it's been surpassed in the intervening years by…


