Threesomes

Giant Sexting Emojis Welcome a Condom for Threesomes in MTV’s ‘Sext Life’ Ad

Sexytime gets weird, and then weirder, in Y&R New York's amusing new commercial for MTV's Staying Alive Foundation, featuring actors dressed up as common sexting emoji pairs suddenly getting joined by giant condoms.

Ad of the Day: M&M’s Heads Into the Bedroom for a Little ‘Tainted Love’

Occasionally, M&M's ventures into PG-13 territory, often with amusing results. One of the candy brand's best ads, from 2008, showed Blue licking himself—much to the horror of the woman who walks in on him.

Without Condoms, Threesome Night Becomes Puzzle Night in This Odd French PSA

When the mood is right but you're all out of condoms, most amorous adventurers would simply run to the 24-hour pharmacy. But in France, the back-up plan seems to be a tad more mundane. In a series of new anti-AIDS ads from TBWA Paris, the participants in a would-be threeway end up interlocking jigsaw puzzle pieces rather than limbs, and several couples find equally bland ways to spend their naked time together.  "No condom, no sex" is the tagline for these spots for Aides, the advocacy group behind a wide range of enjoyable videos. While the premise is rather silly, it's a charming way to tackle a decades-old message that usually feels like a high school lecture. And hey, a naked puzzle party doesn't sound all that bad.  Via Osocio.

California Winery’s Ads Pair the Product With Sex, Drugs and More Sex

Intemperance comes in many flavors, and SLO Down Wines has pairings for all of them. The California winemaker has rolled out three irreverent ads (from Harvest Films director Baker Smith and Arcade Edit's Paul Martinez and Dean Miyahira) about how well its Sexual Chocolate wine goes with group sex, horse role playing and bong rips, respectively. There's some light parody of insufferable wine-chat ("It's the deep red of a … really red thing"), but they don't spend too much time dwelling on it, and I'm glad they committed to the weird direction these ads went in. Well, except for the part where I saw Brandon Allen in a thong. I may need a glass of wine to throw in my eyes after that. Credits below.

Things Not to Do in Hot Tubs, According to Imodium

You know where's an excellent place not to have diarrhea? A hot tub. Particularly when you have two fun-loving ladies beside you, whose day is about to get memorable but for all the wrong reasons. The man's face says it all in the Imodium ad above.

Calvin Klein needs to ramp up its raciness

So Calvin Klein went and put a QR code over the billboard on Houston Street where past racy ads have caused predictable scandals. Scanning the code lets you get uncensored […]

Shouldn’t your router work like a big orgy?

Even if you speak German, you’ll have a hard time figuring out what this ad is trying to tell you. The headline says, “Redundancy creates security,” a reference to the […]

Jimmy John’s fuels your cowboy threesome

Sub shop Jimmy John's has been hitting pretty deep into left field lately with new spots by The Ad Store. A few weeks back, the college-centric chain unleashed a flood […]

Lungs live the life with Drager medical gear

Not too many medical-equipment ads feature guys dressed in giant puffy pink lung suits, but this one does. And these lungs are living the high life, being chauffeured around the […]

Calvin’s orgy ad causes predictable scandal

Calvin Klein doing something risque? I know you're all shocked. But an enormous billboard in New York's SoHo district, which has been up for a month, has people talking again. […]