As usual, Viacom is doomed.
Here, gentle reader, is the thing: you're going to argue with your family over the holidays. You know you are. For many of you, the debates began over your Christmas dinner last night. Here at Adweek, we feel your pain and want to help you prepare not merely to have these arguments, but to utterly crush your loved ones.
DirecTV and Viacom are digging in their heels: Both companies say they're not likely to come to an agreement in their carriage conflict any time soon.