There's a common thread that runs through Ron Popeil, Billy Mays, a motor-mouthed gal with a mortifying case of adult acne and a handsome prince whose sidekick is a pooping unicorn.
The holidays are a big time for feasting, and hence, a major selling season for bathroom-centric products. But it might be better not to dwell too much on how one leads to the other. Instead, enjoy the pissing match that's broken out in the poop wars between odor-eliminating toilet-spray veteran Poo-Pourri and upstart Squatty Potty. Poo-Pourri just unveiled a new ad with its fan favorite character, the stylish and punny Bethany, metaphorically strolling through history to show us we're all still cavemen when it comes to basic bodily functions.
So, a unicorn farted golden rainbows into a bottle, and the resulting, um, product is for sale. And it's guaranteed to give you "the best-smelling poop of your life" or your money back. This is not a scatological acid trip, but it might be the closest you'll get.
There's a fast-talking, flannel-wearing Southern guy who says he has the perfect product to save your broken stuff, your ruined weekend or even your marriage. Oh, and it's 100 times tougher than duct tape and "strong as steel."
The holiday season is usually busy for Squatty Potty, a plastic step known as "the stool for better stools," but it took a pooping unicorn to drive its sales into the stratosphere.
After watching this ad, you might never think of pooping or soft-serve ice cream the same way again. Because, well, they're connected. By an adorable, bright-eyed unicorn with very active bowels. Heard enough? Oh no, we're just getting started.