Fathers, if your normally clean-shaven kid comes home this Thanksgiving sporting a Tom Selleck, don’t be alarmed. It’s for a good cause. Nov. 1 kicks off Movember, the monthlong charity drive that encourages men to grow mustaches to raise money and awareness for men’s health, especially prostate cancer.
Meet Branko, a bald, burly, tracksuit-wearing, latex-lovin' Czech who hangs out in a dank, unhygienic warehouse and cackles insanely during his quest to explore men's rectums. His catchphrase: "Come here, little tushy!" Branko's the revolting star of an ill-conceived public-service effort tagged, "Contact y